The Must-Not Have New Year’s Accessory
How many years ago should people have stopped wearing these ridiculous New Year’s glasses? Two years ago, just like the eyewear model’s hand indicates…because that is when the numeral “1” became part of the year’s last two digits. These glasses were a fashion don’t even during the ‘00s…but they are simply unacceptable now, considering the left eye no longer peers through a round “zero”. Please, somebody, stop the madness. Thank you. And Happy New Year!